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Wondering what your motivation is for making lengthy posts to bots Chris?

..............as in he bought a Beemer?

Don't know whether those of you on FB have seen it, but @Specs's GS has had a trip on a Grua! Been taken to a BMW dealer but they can't look at it for a week! Presumably they've got a queue of fucked Beemers to deal with first. This time last year I was going through that ordeal!

Brilliant report Caroline.....great write up!

Very good! But I thought it was all women......why was there blokes there?

Oh yeh.....back in the 90's grey and parallel imports were a big thing. The height of the bars suggests it's a Yank one!

US import Saul? And I immediately noticed the rusted bolt on the handlebars!

We went to the supermarket today and saw our friend Sonia who works there. She's grown very fond of Jake and she used to see him regularly.....Jake would run to her and hug her every time. I told my boy to ensure that Fatty took him in to say goodbye......but of course she didn't. She knows Sonia has been a good friend of ours since we came here, so probably doesn't like that connection. When we told her that he'd gone she was close to tears because she didn't have the chance to say goodbye to him. She always knew what the fat cunt was like, and now she's experienced it herself. When we told her that we spent three days cleaning up Fatty's shit and that Fatty had stolen items belonging to Paco her face changed into a woman's death stare! Spaniards are not good at hiding their feelings......even if you don't understand the language you're going to see it in their faces!

They saw Valentino Rossi doing it so they think they have to!

What Marcel said!

Great shots Rick!

Access to grandkids! 40 years ago I had to live through my first wife playing that game. If that's the way it goes then I'm prepared for it, but it would hit the wife really bad!

Rest of the cleaning done......and flat keys returned to Paco. 2 library books that she was too lazy to return have now been taken back to the Library. Now just waiting for their final electric and water bill so we can wipe the slate clean!

They're polar opposites!

Warming tyres!

I just take it to somebody else to do stuff!

We were at the flat cleaning early this morning. Then we went to see Paco.......his wife checked the place out yesterday. We explained about the missing stuff so we've agreed to leave the washing machine that we bought there to compensate them. We didn't want it anyway so we're more than happy with that. As for the scuffing and marks on walls he wasn't really bothered because he said whoever buys it will want to redecorate anyway......so we dodged the bullet on that as well. So it went better than we expected.......I think it helped that we were totally honest about everything. And what we could put right we did! On a more upbeat note we've booked our accommodation in NL for the 3 days we'll be there! https://www.witterzomer.nl/kamers/nederland-drenthe-2-persoons-comfort-hotelkamer We're going to be staying in Assen, not far from The Cathedral of Speed! You casuals will need to Google that!

Who's that?

Any of your young friends end up with a bleeding anus today?

OK......final listing on flat! Serious cleaning required right through, including all windows, doors, mirrors, toilet, sinks and shower. Dining chairs thick with grease and muck. The kids have written on the walls and doors in numerous places. Scraped walls. Rubbish left there including old food in fridge. Personal items left behind: kids drawings still on walls in frames, parts of beds, kids bike helmets, toys, coats, 3 radiators, library books (to be returned), PC and monitor. Old cardboard boxes not put in rubbish. Kitchen units, cutlery, and white goods need to be cleaned properly. Broken cupboard hinges and broken light fitting. Mini oven missing. Ironing Board missing. Sweeping Brush missing. Two pillows missing. Cushion missing. We spoke to our boy who played dumb......then I had a ranting text message from her on her Polish mobile! Now blocked! She said the flat was already disgusting when she moved in......however I took a vid before they arrived! Don't look too bad to me! So......this is going to kick off for sure! We see Paco tomorrow......which will give us an indication of how bad it's going to get.

Rose Hanbury.....William's alleged sidechick. For many years. Cowmilla has opened the door for sidechicks now.