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Rugby tackled me coming out of work......chased me up the road when I was on my bike and tried to drag me off it, death threats to any girl I talked to etc. It was the original Fatal Attraction!

I hid in a recessed shop doorway cos a crazy bitch had chased me out of a nightclub. She found me and slashed me across the throat with a knife! It was actually around this time of the year in 1972. I couldn't run like that anymore obviously.......and she couldn't chase me either cos she died of cancer in 2005 aged 49. Her life was quite dysfunctional really......she had 2 kids with 2 different blokes and walked out on both kids leaving them with the respective fathers!

A shag lasting 15 years?

I'm not talking about your typing.....I'm talking about you winning everything, getting a Mod gig, then disappearing for 15 years!

They got the retro look just right! And a Transalp with 90bhp?

Exactly.......I'd like to see @Clive in it......but he says he's too stupid! Clive......are you aware that I was the one who made Marcel a Mod? So stupidity is obviously no drawback! He won MOTY and TOTY in the same year, got the Mod gig, then disappeared for 15 years cos he met some bird on ButtRider! You see how fucking stupid he is? And you're concerned about your stupidity? So as both my nominations haven't accepted I'm making a final pitch to get Clive into it! Tell him everybody!

How bad is it now?

No idea......he hardly posts anyway!

That's his choice!

Who?

No......and I don't think she wants any either!

I'd prefer the two Bobs really......but both want out!

Who you planning on voting for?

We're still waiting to see if @Pedro accepts his nomination!

Already refused her nomination!

Just to confirm.....the nominees are still: Buckster Renegade busabeast I'd like to have four in it......so anybody else want to get involved?

I'd be more surprised if you used the toothbrush!

I never thought I'd say this but we have to knock this thing about the English (collectively as a race) on the head! My missus is half English FFS! The reality is that not all Welsh people are pleasant to be around, or all Americans, or all Spanish! It's down to the individual.

He is a nice guy.....I've known him for 10 years! We hope to meet up sometime.......as long as he's not wearing Lycra of course!

It's no problem Bob!

Thanks Caroline......all I want is for people to chill a bit and help me to get everything back on an even keel. Because I can't spend my life dealing with this stuff!

Here we go again! I'd ask both of the people concerned to please step back from this! If it continues, the nomination thread will have to be closed and there'll be no vote. Which means there'll be no Mods and the future of this place hangs in the balance because I've had enough of this!

I don't need 3....only 2.

I'll admit that I'd like to have had @boboneleg in the poll......after all, it was me that actually nominated him. So that says it all really. I'd also like to have seen @Tango in there because he's got the right temperament and is an experienced Mod as well. I fact, he was the best Mod that the other site ever had! But I do understand that he's pretty busy these days and therefore couldn't accept the nomination.