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Wife is cooking the turkey and preparing other stuff......and I've been told to clean the house!

It's Xmas Eve! Nothing will beat Xmas Eve 1972 when me and my mate had two slags in the back of an Anglia van......and then I put the fucking thing on it's roof on Fairwood Common!

And it wasn't you that's for sure!

You could have been a contender if you hadn't persisted in driving your bikes round in a van!

Great report Bob! But I have no idea how an ordeal like that is enjoyable!

Well spotted Fred......no weekend thread! Mainly cos I can't grasp what fucking day it is over this period! I've got to help the wife clean up the house tomorrow ready for Xmas Day when we get visitors. Sunday is going to end up like an episode of Jeremy Kyle I expect.

What surprised me is that @busabeast is in the running and @Six30 never got a vote.

Yes.....he's fine!

Hi......I think @Buckster bought a metal shed for his bike! He'll have some advice for you.

Zero as I recall!

That's her long term plan for sure!

You're eating straw in a barn?

You shat your brains out?

Thanks Caroline! Never ever thought it would happen with the kids really. But it'll be the first and last time because they're due to move to Madrid in February.

Any better today @Clive?

Yep.....loaded up now!

I'm back......25C in Albox!

Off to Albox!

Hi Gus!

Where was it leaking from?

This mange?

But I got bad news today......Fatty has changed her mind and is now coming up for Xmas Dinner!