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Never been a sport for me! When I started it was a lifestyle choice...

Just done the bike tyres.....little bit of air front and back. Damn.....this thing makes life easier!

I've never called myself a Biker.......only a Greaser! Which evolved from Rockers! Once a Greaser......always a Greaser! What you say @Renegade?

I had my handguards last week.....and now the air pump has turned up. Wow......I'm very impressed! Set your required pressure and just hit the button......no effort required and the car is done!! I used to sweat my nuts off! Now giving it a full charge then I'll check the bike later and the wheelbarrows at the horses' compound tomorrow.

The Harley Boys still desperately trying to justify why they throw money into a pitiful, agricultural POS!

No......cos I'm not a rampant homosexual! And why would I want to do a 1000km day? What's enjoyable about that? Ever heard of the Law of Diminishing Returns?

Farmyard animals farting are responsible?

How is an advert for a HD dealership supposed to prove anything?

I see! So motorcycling is all about vibrations and slowness? Why wasn't I told?

Maybe it's because the first Honda motorcycle wasn't built until after the Second World War? That could have a bearing on it!

Gayness and Agriculture I believe!

Why have people started gluing themselves to things all of a sudden?

Back to the short thing again?

I was thinking more of Minder.....I play the Arthur Daley character that keeps dropping you in the shit!

Could get a TV show out of this Ray!

Can you translate this gibberish @Tym?

He knows everything about trail braking Ray!

@Buckster to the Cockney Slag thread!

Did you have any Truckers stopping you and asking for a blowjob?

He was the fastest reader in the world! Went through 3 storeys in 3 seconds apparently!

He can bring it up here Clive......I'll be more than happy to kill off another Kawasaki!