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Nice shot Bob!

And the older you are the less attractive you are to potential employers!

And me!

Doesn't working nights wear you down Saul?

Yes.....I had a few teeth back in those days!

Strange! I just fire up the Honda!

Weather looks decent here...... .......so I hope to get out on both days if possible! And of course, the clocks go back an hour early Sunday morning.......so don't forget to reset them. Though considering most of you are living in the past anyway maybe it's not necessary? So what are you twats doing? And if you're doing anything other than trolling me on here then a ride report is obligatory!

I went out with a JW girl from Aberdare in 1970. I didn't get a similar result as your mate though.......as I recall it was one of the first times I got smacked in the face by a bird! Little did I know that many more were to follow.......I took more punishment in those days than Richard Dunn when he fought Muhammad Ali!

It's here again, and just to remind you that your entry must be your bike and the pic must have been taken this month. If you make a submission and then get a better shot later on.....then just submit the new pic and tag me to delete the first one. This submissions thread will be open from now until 8PM Saturday 29th October, at which point the voting thread will open! Voting takes place over two days with the Poll closing 8PM Monday 31st October. The winner then gets their bike displayed on the front page throughout November! Take it away!

What's Uber IQ?

He ain't far off! And since he came out with me (both on 650GS's) nearly two years ago he's stayed well clear.

TBH I don't have much confidence in him doing stuff......he's not a mechanic as such, just someone who does bits and pieces. Last time he did anything was when he put the crash bars on the 650GS.......and I had to point out to him where the fixing points where. Then he cross threaded a nut on one of the main bolts.

No.....I haven't Bob! When I take it into Juan Cortes next.....either for a new front tyre or an oil and filter change, I'll get them to do it.

Figured out where screws go etc.....but I've hit a brick wall trying to release the screw out of the bar end weight. Fucking thing keeps turning the whole weight rather than the screw turning within it. And I found this in the bike toolkit......WTF is it?

Handguards arrived......took only 8 days to get here! Pretty much identical to the Givi guards but obviously not the same quality. I only want them for wind protection so I'm not fussed how sturdy they are. Unfortunately they've come with brackets and various nuts and bolts! And no instructions.

He's been very quiet lately! I think the realisation that he's never going to win TOTY now @Marcel is back has sunk in.

Doubt it! They just like to make a big show of everything. They'll stick any old shit on one of them......even a boat!

They love putting shit on top of roundabouts don't they?

So how tall is tall? 6ft+?

I see! So according to your scientific size chart comparison how tall would you say @Skippy is?