I was shouting to all the other old fuckers in there, and trying to get some feeling back in my legs so I could get out early.
So I was sort of picking up my thighs with my hands and shaking them, and the bed was rattling and shaking like fuck. Then I tried to get up and fell over.....belting the old git in the next bed in the process.
Thing is.....I wanted to get out, but that wouldn't happen till the anesthetic had worn off! So I wanted to speed it up.
I did get out of the recovery room quickly though (about 20 mins) and they put me in a private room. But I then had hours to wait before the anesthetic wore off and I could piss.
When I did piss I walked to the door and started staggering up the main corridor shouting for a nurse to come and verify my piss!
They couldn't wait for me to leave the building!