This was about 1988/89! I got to Strensham Services about 7am in the middle of Winter!
All the car park area was in darkness (seemed like a power cut) so I ran into the bog busting for a shit.
Had a shit, just about to leave and lights came on.......then I heard clicking of heels and women's voices! I was in the womens!
Waited for them to leave and as I started to open the cubicle.....more women's voices. Fucking loads of them because a bunch of coaches had now turned up.
Back in the cubicle and sat waiting for silence again. This went on for about an hour or so until the coast was clear to make an escape!
I was fucking close to getting put on the Sex Offenders register!