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I think it was 16 years here and never got done for wife beating! I did have a go but she sparked me out first round.

Six said you're under the thumb Rich?

Tarjeta de identidad de extranjero! Foreigner Identity Card!

He needs to wash! I keep thinking about those poor bastards who had to share a Jacuzzi with him!

Because snowflakes are getting to you!

But surely if a bunch of tree hugging eco warriors are gripping your shit then you must be a snowflake yourself? I couldn't give a shit what they do!

Getting to the point?

We weren't going to rush because of the Covid situation. There's no obligation for us to change from the old one but they recommend that you do. I think @DangerRuss58 has got his......not sure about @Skippy though.

It'll never survive that fat cunt sitting on it......it'll be the size of a Grom when he gets off!

We've got to get new residency cards because of Brexit......the TIE. That involves a copy of the Padron (Town Hall register), photos, a shitload of forms with documents for everything, pay the fee at the bank (€12), book an appointment at the Police station in Baza, then give them all the documents and have our fingerprints taken. Then go back in six weeks to get the new cards. I've got better fucking things to do in my life than this stupid unnecessary shit!

You know how lazy these Mediterranean types are Dave!

I think you should Yen.....you never know!

Motorcycle manufacturers using Rotax engines, either Rotax-branded or branded for the OEM, include Aprilia, BMW (F and G series), Buell and KTM.

He could have proved that was the shovel because of his job......and Diana handled it! Worth 5 figures easy if he hadn't fucked it up.

My knees are OK with squat or leg press techniques because it's not flexing from side to side. As long as there's no sideways movement (like a slalom in skiing) then I'm OK.

Brilliant Yen! You had Diana's shovel, which would probably be worth something now, and you went and fucked it up building a shed?

Near enough!

I think I'd be more inclined to go for Jocelin Snow's method.......she does pretty good for a 5ft 2inch girl!

Where?

Valid point! And I'm not sure you'll be lifting it like that when you're in your 60's @Pedro! I think we need to get the authoritative view from someone who's very experienced at picking up fallen bikes..... @Mawsley.

Oh no I'm not! What you say @Clive?

You missed one @Six30

@Six30 hasn't trolled you then Lionel?

Update from @MooN......he's had computer problems and some other things to deal with, and he should be back by the weekend!