It's certainly a tough choice between Seymour Asscrack, Peon Maface, and Hugh Janus.
You can see them all in action HERE!
I've taken a shine to Seymour Asscrack myself........what about you?
Always have an excuse handy (broken down etc) and hide the camera.
I've had a similar thing here........though in my case I can play the dumb, lost Tourist card.
Great shots of that compound though.....and I had a search for any Urbex guys who've got in and came up with this:
Pembrokeshire is very nice.......mostly all rural areas.
And it's probably the most un-Welsh part of Wales........you're unlikely to hear a Welsh accent there.
Or certainly not anything that I would call a Welsh accent.
Now she's said she wants to go to the fucking garden centre in Caniles on the way.
But of course it's not on the way......it's fucking miles out of the way!