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Sounds like you're doing OK there......I'm still in Spain (16 years this year) but the shit Brit Pension (€800 a month) means I'll be working forever. But doing stuff on the Internet isn't exactly hard work........I'd be in deep shit if I had to do something that was physical.

She's still got the 600?

You retired now zzzak? I'm supposed to be (I'm 67 now) but I'll be working forever!

Tourettes!

Hi zzzak......long time no see! How you keeping?

Most I've ever had at one time is three back in 1975, Last time I had two was 2007.

Yeh......give it to him Six......maybe he'll fuck off back to the Epicentre of Misery then!

The wife was a bit pissed off.....because the first time she met my old girl, she remarked how much that the wife looked like this particular girlfriend. And my old girl being as tactless as she was blurted it out a few times over the years. So the wife had lived with this "she looks like girlfriend X" for 7 or 8 years. Then she finds out that girlfriend X is black! I remember her saying to me "How the hell can your mother say that I look like her if I'm white and she's black?"

Long story from 1971......I had a Vespa and a slag on the back.....mate of mine had a garage with a wheelbarrow!

I think I've mentioned this before.....but she's the one I didn't know that she was black. She turned up with her boyfriend in 1990 to fit loft insulation......the wife let her in (seeing her for the first time) and came out to me and said....."You never mentioned she was black?" I said "WTF you talking about? She's not black" The wife said....."Go upstairs and have a look then". So I went upstairs, took a look, came back down and said "Fucking hell.....she is black. Well she wasn't black when I knew her". The wife said....."How can you go out with a girl for 6 months and not know she's black?" I said......"Well in my defence, she wore a lot of make up, and I'd usually drunk a lot of beer". Wife said....."You had sex with her.....you must have noticed how dark she was?" I said...."No......it was pitch black behind the chip shop and the Guildhall Car Park".

We're talking about bikes not birds on the side Fred!

Nice one Michelle......great shot!

I didn't get a lifetime.....it started turning grey at 40, and then white at 55. I was short changed!

This is you this is......you fat fuck!

It won't freak @Tym out one bit......they might get freaked out however when he puts a loaded gun in their mouth! Who was the last one you had planned for that Tym.....was it Mad Dean?

Only by the loony girlfriend who I red carded in 72. She'd turn up anywhere, at any time, and kick it off.......she even rugby tackled me when I was coming out of work once. Threatened to kill any bird I was with, organised gangs of guys to give me a kicking, and on a couple of occasions ran up the road in the middle of the traffic trying to catch me on my bike. This went on for about 3 months till she put a knife in me! It was Fatal Attraction 15 years before the film. She ended up having two kids by different blokes, and walked out on each one leaving the child with the father. I found out she died of cancer in 2006 aged 50.

It's not a problem Pedro......we all know that misunderstandings can occur on forums because it's sometimes difficult to establish the mood and intent behind the written word.

Fair comment!

And they say you never forget your first!

You're asking him to use some initiative there Caroline. A bridge too far I'd say! In terms of the Trolls we've seen over the years like Julian (the absolute master), Eddie, zzzak etc........Six is non-league I'm afraid. He can be somewhat effective on those types of forums that are full of sensitive, easily offended casuals, but this is a very different environment! This is where the Big Boys play! What you say @Tym?

That's not an insult based on a racial generalisation though. You're calling me a cunt based on you thinking I'm a cunt......it's not calling me a cunt based on me being British.

I thought you had a garage?