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Bet you missed it on your time out Clive? I found it odd that you weren't here because I'd spent virtually every day for a year talking to you.

......what would you be doing instead? Obviously it would be something better! Because you're currently languishing on a forum where twats carry superbikes around in vans so they don't have to ride them. And that's before you even take into account the type of person who can't even keep a fucking Vespa upright! Let's face it......this place is the fucking pits! So if it had never come into existence (due to Covid) how would you be spending your time instead? FaceButt? Another forum? Gardening? Shopping? Giving blowjobs to Truckers?

I hope to God that isn't stuck on the front page throughout July! Google will slaughter us for it!

The book's not about Wales!

OK for Scooter boys I suppose! I can't go Dark Motorcycling in some Mad Max post-nuclear landscape taken from Dystopian fiction with a comfy cushion strapped to my fucking ass!

Given the history of people coming here I'd say he's the lucky man Keith! What you say @Pedro?

It's a legacy of being on the other forum Bob......not a lot goes on there as you've seen. A 2 minute ride to the local car park and one blurry pic taken next to a Dumpster constitutes a ride report of truly epic proportions.

Weather's looking decent enough....... However, I've got a round trip of 300kms tomorrow to take the wife shopping in Murcia! So it's only Sunday on the cards for me! What about you lot..........doing anything of note or just being sad twats?

Is it me or does it look smaller?

You know the criteria......it must be your bike and it must have been taken this month. The submissions thread will be open from now until Monday evening......at which point the voting thread will then be opened, with voting taking place on Tuesday 29th and Wednesday 30th June. Winner then gets their bike displayed on the front page for the duration of July! So start placing your entries NOW! Remember that you can change your entry if you end up with a better shot this weekend! I'm sure @Six30's bike in a van and @Mawsley's wrecked Vespa will be serious contenders given the pitiful standards that we keep!

And never turned up here?

You never know.....putting them in vans or on trailers could be the next big thing?

What?

No.....it's Rocha!

New rules on the use of face masks in Spain will come into effect on Saturday, June 26. As of this date, the covering will not have to be worn outdoors if a distance of 1.5 meters can be observed. It will, however, be mandatory to carry a face mask at all times so that it can be put on in situations where social distancing cannot be maintained.

I think Buddy must be about 8 or 9 now.......so most of that time!

Great report Bob! You didn't consider taking it in a van then?

Yes.....that seems to be the normal thing to do really. If Six changes the bike will he need to change the van as well......fresh start sort of thing?

Goes everywhere with him on the bike......it's going to destroy my mate Chris when he loses Buddy though.

How motorcycling has gone posh!

You're still there Bob!

With signwriting on the van "The Trailer Queens" no doubt.