I wouldn't sit on one.....the owner may well have just been on the receiving end of an anal reaming!
Just think what could be dripping out of his ass all over the seat!
It's a recurring pattern of behaviour that goes back to the days when there were loads of bikes I fancied.
Now there isn't any......but I still get the itch.
And I've had the itch 65 times!
Not exactly the same group cos these are Anti-Lockdown nutters!
No idea what they hope to achieve by chasing a BBC reporter through the streets!
Do they think the BBC is imposing lockdowns or something?
Don't ask me.....I haven't got a clue how it works!
I just used "the fifth Holy City of Catholic Christianity" line in the hope that it made my ride report appear marginally less insignificant!