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Moving far Bob?

Same here! Then you get stuck behind one on the road!

I'm still locked in the town and it looks like I'll only be able to get out tomorrow! So another miserable weekend for me coming up. Only positive is that there won't be any more mud involved......I still haven't got over last week's ordeal. What are you guys doing?

Keep them pistons down the bottom! Wise words!

I thought that might be the case with the Beemer toolkit cos there wasn't as much in there as I expected. But it turned out the chain tools were all in there!

"I have taken a liking to wearing a hockey jersey over my riding gear. It brightens up dark riding gear without being safety orange or yellow. Anyone else do the same?"

No mention of what model and what distance.....and it's a new bike so it's bound to have a toolkit under the seat! Thick as shit!

"I’m taking a brand new bike (3500 miles on the bike) 2019 model Honda on a 5 day ride. Do I need a tool kit?"

Does Pedro have a big old helmet Sofia?

I've learned by now that there's no situation that the Dagos can't make worse! Because they've just issued a directive that all those born in 1964 have to go to Baza to get vaccinated......which is 100km round trip. What happens to all those who don't have transport? I suppose you'd think......well they could take the Bus? Unfortunately there is no Bus! We are without Bus! So there's now a lot of really pissed off 56 and 57 year olds trying to work out how the fuck they can get to Baza!

But none in the 8 years since Ian!

Might as well be! Fuck knows what there is to do in Cornwall for 2 weeks though.

Nothing for you here @Buckster or @Six30

He posted last week that he was going on holiday for two weeks to Cornwall!

Do you worry you're spending too much time hanging round @Buckster? You know where that will lead don't you? No photos! Tell him @Tym

19 off.....1 on.....now down to 47. Still locked in!

It's pronounced "Gearies"......and any foreigner (particularly from Northern Europe) is classed as one. It's not Brit-specific.

Vox are the equivalent of Wilders, Le Pen type groups!

Protesting against VOX.......far right party!

We're Guiris!

They never knew they were called Dagos! So they were chuffed as fuck when they found out that they had an ethnic slur like other countries!

Whatever I've got is gay according to Bob and Fred! If I bought a rocket launcher they'd turn round and call it gay.