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Why do you wear motorcycle boots when you post on bike forums Dave? It's taking ATGATT a bit far don't you think?

I'm amazed that I missed this one!

That's a very comprehensive geographical synopsis there Dave!

We seem to have encountered a situation whereby some guys go out on their bikes, take some pics, and then have a few words to say about it. That is called a Ride Report! However, what is happening now is that guys just throw their words and pics into an old thread instead. When you do that, a lot of existing members may well not see it. Potential members definitely will not see it. And Google will not spider it in the correct way. So what is the difference between adding it into an existing thread or making a new thread? Giving it a title! That's it.....it only takes a few seconds! There's no minimum number of pics or words needed, in fact we've even had reports in cars, on boats, on bicycles......and walking! So if in doubt.....post it in there! You are helping the site more than you could imagine by doing that! 70 Ride Reports this year from 6 different countries......that really says something about this place. I could show you other sites who don't even have ONE Ride Report so far this year......let's not look like pitiful blowhards like that.

That's great Caroline! Most of us on here have met others over the last 20 years......though nobody has met everybody if you get my drift. And everybody is as they appear on here.....there's no false internet personas! So basically, what you see is what you get!

So you're going to hack their site? What did you have in mind? SQL injection? Cross-site scripting (XSS)?

Well he did say he wanted head from Shania Twain's drummer and @Buckster......maybe he's lowered his expectations?

So you get owned by Pensioners on land and sea? Maybe you'll do better in the air?

Add Lionel to the non FB people. And he'd be in an even worse position than @boboneleg and @Pedro.......cos he'd be marooned in The Epicentre of Misery until the end of time!

You'll be pulling the wheelchair birds for sure now!

Difference here is we respect the ladies Caroline. You, @Sofia, and @Grasshopper's Ride are probably not aware of it but we're very protective of female members. Also, there will never be any ganging up as you've encountered elsewhere, and no weirdos will PM you. If an outsider started getting disrespectful to you you'd find that the whole forum would turn on them en-masse. Along with @Tym making death threats of course! Yes....there will be some smutty double entendres, Bruce's ass, and on occasion my pubes! But that's just lavatorial humour.......which is poles apart from creepy behaviour.

There's one of me in a dress if that helps.....

I couldn't afford to retire with the shit Brit Pension that I get anyway......and I always knew that would be the case. Look how old @Renegade is......he's still working as well. And getting taxed on it too. I swerved that by putting the business in the wife's name, and I can earn up to €12k Pension before I get taxed.

I'm more of a French Maid or Naughty Nurse man myself!

Looks quiet there Dave!

You're throwing these one liners out there to bring me in! I think you're one of those ladies that likes teasing men!

Weird inlaws for sure!

You know my theory? Retirement......combined with the pressure of Covid Lockdowns! I've seen a lot of guys go downhill fast when they retire.....physically and mentally. I'll never retire for that reason.....I need to be busy and I always need a challenge in my life!

Probably you......you fucking Troll!

His page still exists Keith......so he's unfriended and blocked both of us. I took a screenshot from my dummy account.....

Has something happened to him?

Seriously? That's going to kill second hand values.

This is seriously weird shit.....has he blocked you as well? Can anybody else see his page?

Great shots @Bruce......but why is there a headless person in that dinghy?