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The Town Hall put up a bunch of pics of their guys disinfecting communal areas around the town. And one of them was taken outside our house.....you can see the Xsara Picasso in the background! From the black garage door right up to the junction is ours!

You can still use the bike though Chris?

As I understand it, the Pfizer one is the best of the bunch.

Andalucía plans to start vaccinating the over-65s and high-risk patients from 15 April.....with either Pfizer or Moderna. Fuck knows when they'll get round to me!

Get on the gobble list along with Shania Twain's drummer.

So that's why 71 is called The Year of the Cunt?

More down to earth here Ray.....a bike is a bike to them. You see on the weekend there's all types of bikes out together,

In Spain though?

And the more rural you go, the less shits are given!

No Adv/Enduro/Dualsport then?

What you say @Skippy? For someone like Bruce to say you need psychiatric treatment you must be one seriously disturbed motherfucker!

It's disturbing thought processes for sure Tym!

I can't say that's a thought that's ever occurred to me Bruce.....but you crack on with it if that's your thing!

I suppose there's more pressure to succeed in the big cities than out in the sticks, but generally the things that are important to them are family, friends, community, and in some cases the church. It's not a dog eat dog environment like back there......and they can be happy with less. Also, if you succeed at something, or you have something nice as a possession there's not the same envy or jealousy.....or comments like "Who did he rip off to be able to get the money for that?"

So you suspect that @Mawsley has a vagina? I think the onus is now on him to prove otherwise! What you say @Tym?

......way back in 1971.....I was riding a 1968 Vespa SS180. It looked like this......in fact this one recently sold for $7180. That's insane! I looked like a twat on it......and it never got me a blowjob! At the end of 71 I sold it and moved onto bikes.....initially they were shit Brit things, but in August 72 it all changed with a Suzuki 250 Hustler! Which looked like this..... At last I looked cool......and the birds were queueing up to provide blowjobs! It was great! As for the Vespa lifestyle......have peoples' perception changed? Do Vespa riders still look twats, and do they still have no hope of getting a blowjob? I don't know the answer to that.......but I know a man who does! @Mawsley.......give us the lowdown on the Vespa lifestyle in 2021!

Everything is Ray.......the people aren't so stressed and angry about everything here! The downside is trying to get things done as you know.....but on the whole we get the better way of life for sure.

Hi @Ginger.Hamura.....good to see you!

How far would they be sending @yen_powell then?

Done!

Post the shit photo and I'll add it Fred!