XTreme

Oh yeh.....they did it on a 45bhp XT600 and a 50bhp Transalp. Not exactly hot stuff motorcycling but they still felt very iffy to me.

Only a pathetic little bitch would take it wouldn't they Clive?

I remember taking them to the PO in Landrindod Wells back in 2004 to get them sent to you. The women behind the counter took one look.......screamed "Deathwings" and ran like fuck!

As you know, I've moved on! And all the better for it TBH. I'm sure they'll find somebody else to do Ride Reports for them.......however, replacing my personality and charisma is going to be a lot, lot harder. But I'm rooting for them nevertheless!

What?

You had permission from Coffee Blender to post here?

What's the matter with them?

He's English Bob (Bournemouth) so he's not going to have the same sense of style as us Welsh boys!

Thanks Michelle! Good to know that the plan is working!

Tourances are at the lower end of the price scale these days though.

Why didn't you get a Tourance?

You haven't! It's just one of Tym's normal replies!

You can delete Cookies anytime you want. Just go to Settings/Privacy & Security in Chrome.....only takes a few seconds once a week.

Tor is the browser that people use if they're up to something on the dark web. I don't think you're a weirdo or a criminal so just stick with Chrome.

Bruce put Deathwings on it?

On ButtRider they're termed as "Battle Scooters". Don't ask me!

No..... @Catteeclan is the Deathwing afficionado!

I thought they were a list of recommendations to follow in order to break the ice?

My only forte is being the Ringmaster of a virtual freak show according to @Grasshopper's Ride.

I take no responsibility if you get your collar felt of course.......as they are somewhat lacking in the humour department. As well as a number of other departments it has to be said!

@Slowlycatchymonkey.......have you thought about doing a nice thread on another forum telling them about your experiences here so far. After all, you've seen @Bruce's ass and he now wants you to play naughty nurse, you've discussed @Buckster's gentleman sausage, @Skippy's been sniffing round hoping to get a shag, and now @Clive wants to tell you about the various uses of his bollocks! This is truly The Greatest Show on Earth!

I know they're pretty oldschool these days but they do the job! And they're now a lot cheaper than these various exotic new adventure tyres they've brought out.

Send @skyrider an incomprehensible Warning PM for being too nice Clive. He's brought it on himself!