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Radicalised twats?

Fucking awful when you get bad neighbours.....we've had a few in our time!

Well I'm very happy with the Puck! I forgot it was on and when I put the bike on the sidestand I thought there must be a stone underneath, because it didn't drop as low it was. So it took a bit of getting used to.....and the rubber really grips the road so there's no sidestand slip whatsoever. Plus it don't look wonky now.

More luck than judgement I'll admit Rich!

Next Expendables movie for me I'm sure Michelle!

No....it's a slight scuff on it from previous owner. Notice the Puck makes a difference?

Someone had to man up this weekend!

I needed to run the bike as most of the last month or two has been a wipeout with the weather. Having said that, it wasn't too clever today either. 8c, black clouds, mist, strong winds and when I was out I even got a couple of spots of rain on the visor! And I had to deal with another hazard.......cos I even had to overtake a couple of cars too! Obviously I also had to be careful not to go outside the town perimeters due to the restrictions in place! Add all that lot up......and you've got The Perfect Storm! It was the time for testicular fortitude on a truly industrial scale!

Ren must have been about! Cos he'd have had that away and then given it to somebody claiming he'd bought a round!

What a fucking state! And you're still holding the bottle!

That's the face he makes when somebody tells him it's his round!

Yeh.....and drink makes nothing better! Only worse! And ultimately all you guys are only swilling down booze in the unrealistic hope of having the personality and charisma that I have. Well it ain't gonna happen. It's genetic! Not passed onto any of my 5 sons unfortunately! But my eldest grandson in Poland does show signs of signs of having an excessive personality with a need to be the centre of attention! So there's hope for the future. No hope for you fucking lot though.

Maybe his mullet got caught by the wind and it took him over?

Oh god.....he's one of those is he?

Falling over seems to be some sort of lifestyle choice for Fred as far as I can see!

Just to remind you that if you want to say something directly to somebody, and you haven't quoted their post, then use the Tag function. All you need to do is press the @ key then type the first couple of letter of their username. A select box will appear and you just select the member you want. Once you've done that they'll get a notification telling them. If you've quoted their post then there's no need to use the Tag........because in that instance they'll get a notification anyway. This Tag functionality didn't exist years ago, back then you had to send somebody a PM to give them the link to the original post. So this aspect makes things a lot easier and quicker......and at least there's one thing where Social Media has helped improve the forum experience.

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Finally found a map of the actual perimeters of the town area......seems like I'd gone over the boundaries on a few occasions without knowing. Basically I can head north past the lakes for about 25 miles till I'm nearly in the province of Jaen......yet I can't go 5 miles south to Galera!

Great to see you Glitch......it's been a long time! I think you'll see that just about all of the guys from years ago are here......except we're all older and more fucked up than we used to be!

Get a grip you pissheads.....or there'll be tears before bedtime!

Petrol was much cheaper then as you know.....so we weren't that bothered by fuel consumption.

Watch the needle when it hits 6K! It's still a rapid machine now.....but 50 years ago with no handling ability, poor brakes, crappy Jap tyres, and on occasions a few beers in you......it was a fasttrack to Death and Dismemberment!

My Kawk 500 H1F used to do about 20-25 to the gallon back in the mid 70's.