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Plenty of other news sources out there Bruce......and a lot of their stuff wasn't particularly impressive anyway.

It was me! Ren's not capable of coming up with ideas! He's a dab hand with smilies and copy and paste though.

Like what Bob?

Nobody likes James? He always seemed a nice enough guy to me! But you know what they say.....behind every nice guy lurks a screaming Cunt!

Because an American Media Corporate sent me this: We have discovered that articles originally published on xxxxxxx are being published on your site, Adventure Motorcycles. Both text and images from xxxxxxx have been published on your site without authorization. We request you discontinue this practice immediately for both xxxxxxx and our other websites including xxxxxxx, xxxxxxx, and xxxxxxx. In addition, we request that you remove the xxxxxxx “user” from your forums. Please reply to this email with confirmation you understand this request and will comply. If you do not reply and discontinue this practice, you will be contacted by our lawyers next and we will report your site to your hosting agency. So I've removed two newsbots and hundreds of news articles. Bewildering when you consider all those articles had the original links on them which directed back to their site anyway. And it's not as if we're a commercial site using their articles to try and make money. There's no Paid Ads or Subscriptions either.......absolutely nothing like that here. I really don't know why these companies bother to publish RSS feeds for syndication, because when you actually use them you get threats of legal action. So we're officially Bad to the Bone now.......and we have the threats of legal action to confirm it!

Who?

The thing is with Mike, and the same with Jarno, they could just get on anything anywhere and win. The modern riders can't seem to do that. I remember the the famous words uttered by Mike while staggering up to the bike after a night of partying....."Which direction does the track go......and what's the lap record?" And he'd then go out and win AND break the lap record. In multiple classes on the same day. I'm sure that sometimes he didn't know what bike he was on......and his mechanical cluelessness was legendary. Jarno on the other hand was extremely intense about his racing, calculating and analytical, and a master engineer. Polar opposites as people......but the same result on track.

I'm marginally better off......at the moment!

Yes..... @Mawsley is a very strange individual. He's been like that since I've known him......so I'm not responsible for his state of mind!

Yeh....a trip on Bruce's boat! That'll be something you'll never forget!

Give it a bit of a wipe over......there was a Dust on my Beak situation! Ready to rumble now......weather permitting of course!

You as well Clive? That's three of you now!

Cheeky bitch!

No knee out.....no leg dangling....always one with the bike. Beautiful style!

Have you seen on some forums when you post an Intro thread......and someone always comes along and says "Welcome to The Madhouse?" Then when you look at the posts and threads they're like "What's your Favourite Cheese?", "What temperature should I store my Babycham?", or "Post your favourite Elizabeth Taylor pics". I look for madness but I never find any! None! It's boring as fuck, and everybody's miserable and complaining about everything. I don't know about you guys, but I go on forums to have a laugh. Not get fucking depressed.

And how bizarre is this? It's 20c today.....and sunny! Haven't seen those temps since mid November. Unfortunately it's down to 12v tomorrow and cloudy!

Things are looking up a bit here..... ......so I'm hoping to get out after only doing about 50kms so far this year. There's a perimetral lockdown in place so I can't go outside the borders of the town area......but it still leaves me some scope to ride a bit. I've seen no directives that I have to stay in the house, or that I can't use the bike......so I'm off somewhere. So what you guys got planned? Well......those of you who are allowed to ride of course!

I split this into a new thread because @yen_powell for reasons best known to himself, decided to educate us all on Body Snatching in a thread about Lockdowns. I don't normally split threads or bother about derailing, but this one was so off the wall I thought it needed closer attention. Actually, one of the bike guys I knew in the early 70's went to Clink for Grave Robbing. I have no idea why he was doing that......neither did anybody else either! He was a complete psycho though. So.....any Body Snatching experiences you can recall? I'm sure Yen will be able to analyse it......he seems very knowledgeable on this subject for some reason.

So where's that Twat @Swagman today? Got himself bevied last night and now Matron has put the kybosh on him.

Give one a try Tym.....remember it has to be based on feelings......rather than things that have actually happened.

It does help that nobody can understand what the fuck you're talking about most of the time Dave. If you did send a Spamming PM nobody would make any sense of the message anyway.

Well you're the one that wants to take them out on a Boat! They're probably fucking stupid enough to do it too.

@Clive........I think Mawsley's in the frame for getting an incomprehensible warning PM!