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Just checked......again the quality isn't there. It'll need some serious bit of kit to get a distance shot that retains the sharpness......I doubt if a standard phone camera will be up to it.

3rd one would have been perfect Fred.....but like Pedro's the image quality isn't there.

No......I think the two in the front of the Parade need a bit a bit of Welsh input!

@Grasshopper's Ride will be along later to give you her theory on what could have caused this change in behaviour!

5 minute no-quibble warranty I heard!

Have you been canned as well Clive?

Bad Old Gits though Keith! We're old and we just don't care! Not even the phrase "Life in Prison" holds any fear for us now!

Yeh I saw it! Very sad! Figures are up everywhere but nothing on the scale of what's happening there.

Ladies and Gentlemen......may I present the newest member of our Internet Bad Boy Club....... @Swagman Because it appears he's now got himself canned by another forum! And without even an Incomprehensible Warning PM first! He don't fuck about does he? It just goes to show that even if you're a dribbling, incontinent, braindead twat in an Old Folks Home.....it doesn't mean that you're past kicking shit off on the Net. So I hope you'll join me in congratulating him on his promotion to this elite level. The downside is that we're now stuck with the old fucker forever! Cos nobody else will have him.

Stick to Tools my man!

Great pics Eric! And a couple of lively young ladies too!

Your bike isn't the same size as the one in the header Bob. And your pic is 600px too narrow!

Absolutely Bruce! But can I emphasise that pics of you sprawled out naked on your boat cannot be considered. Unless the members insist they want a naked Bruce in the header of course!

I'm open to something else......but bear in mind that a distance shot retaining the sharpness and quality is going to require a really upmarket camera. If someone's got something like that (and we know who hasn't) then try and set up a photo shoot.

I've just put one in there now.....see how it pixelates and blurs?

@Tym

I got a 140 in 120 back in 2013. First ticket that stuck since the 70's cos they had a pic!

As I said.....I need a hi quality long range shot minimum of 1920 width.

That's not going to fit in the fucking header you twat. It's not the bike that's important it's what it represents.......and where I agree Ted's Triumph is the real deal the vast majority of people on Adv bikes have never heard of him.

I can't go round nicking pics.....I need a hi quality long range shot minimum of 1920 width.

What sort of image (if I can find one) would you suggest Bruce?

I've now relocated BOTM to the right hand column. This means that going forward we'll be able to use the actual pic you submit rather than what fits. My boy hasn't done the new header yet so I've found an image which I think really suits the site. What do you reckon? My idea is to give a choice of headers when the other one is done! So you can choose which header you want, the default one as above, or the personalised one with members' bikes. You don't get this shit on Buttrider you know.......I think they've used the same pic for 20 years! Tell 'em @Tym

He saves weight by not carrying a camera Bob!