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If she lives in Cardiff every day will be painful Pedro!

Your requirements would go way beyond what a Bike Valeter could provide Yen! This is what happened after Yen caught the bus once.......

You used a Bike Valeter? You sick deviant! @Clive.......you know how to deal with his kind!

We've all seen some stupid, clueless, pitiful shit on our visits to different forums over the years.....and this one always springs to mind for me: "Recommend me a Bike Valeter" Now I'm well aware that we have a very different demographic riding bikes to what we had in the 70's.....but a Bike Valeter? What sad, pitiful cunt would employ a Bike Valeter? If you have, then own the fuck up now........and you'll be getting a straightener via incoherent PM from @Clive Here's another one......"How do I put my Bike on it's Centre Stand?" That cunt @MooN could have been responsible for a few of those though! So......what pitiful threads have you seen?

I didn't think the 800 series were that heavy......40kgs more than my 650!

Nice underseat petrol tank is what you want Clive!

F800GS looks interesting Pedro!

He's here now so Matron must have dressed him and given him his Corn Flakes by feeding with a spoon.

Don 't think Matron's woken him up yet!

Heavy and tall! As Mess said.....the SV650 would be perfect, same engine as the Strom, but 25kg lighter, lower seat height, and around 2K cheaper.

We've got a perimetral lockdown coming tomorrow Ray!

Says the man who still hasn't mastered how to go up and down steps without a grownup holding him!

I've split this topic into a new one where everybody can advise Michelle on what to buy!

It's too heavy Michelle......it weighs the same as my Beemer!

Michelle wants something road only Lionel......but I bet she regrets it. Because I reckon she'll be out and about on it and see some track or path she wants to check out......and ends up wishing she had the RE with her. Now if she went for a DR650 or a F/G650GS (which will do everything on the road the CB500 will do)......she wouldn't be limited.

Word is we're getting a Perimetral Lockdown again as from Tuesday!

Low bars though Michelle!

Why was the Chinky on the deck Clive?

The tailpipe looks huge on them now......yet it didn't seem that way 20 years ago. I guess it's just how styles have changed over the years.

Where did you come across us Paul......was it on Facebook?

Hi Paul!

I don't think Matron has given @Swagman his Meds today!