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I'm not bald, I'm not ginger, and I don't have a beard! So how is that relevant to me?

Why do they tell you that Fred? I get it now on FB cos I'm old......and Bob gets it because he's old and only has one leg! You're not old.....and you've got two legs. So why do they say that?

He's Welsh......that's fuckall to us! You English would need an Air Ambulance, Psychiatric Counselling, and a Social Worker after that!

Blatant play for @Buckster's TOTY award! Why have you got CCTV filming all the time Fred.......is there a crime problem there?

Wasn't it loosely based on the Deauville Clive?

That's Hattie Jacques!

I think you're onto something Clive......it's since @Bruce said his bike was pink that he's pulled a no-show!

I see @Richzx6r is here! Where you been Rich? Word on the street was that you'd flounced because nobody's called you a Cunt yet?

Just did my daily job of cleaning the Pellet Burner! The wife's back gives her too much grief if she tries......so she's delegated the gig to a Pensioner.

But at least you're not pissing your pants anymore Keith!

Just got back from feeding the horses! 5c, wet, and blowing a gale! So I'm grounded today!

We need to start a ruck with another bunch of Pensioners!

.......and probably caked in fucking shit!

Probably still trying to fend off the attentions of a lady from Georgia on Facebutt......she's had the hots for him for years!

Bit of a dick head more like!

I've got Swarfega here......just never had any cause to use it!

There could be guys here who want to see a Puck fitted Bruce!

They love their comfort don't they?

Well I won't be handling fucking tools will I Clive?

Bob McIntyre immediately springs to mind! Legend!

What Clive said! But also......any forum depends on new members coming onboard.....it's essential. So put the word out.......particularly on FB groups! Those are prime places for recruitment. I can't do it because it'll look like Spam......but you guys can!

Yes you did Bob......but my mate bought his Pucks months ago, but only got round to fitting last week. So I wanted to see how that turned out before I pulled the trigger!