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Changed the formula of what?

Pubes removed as non-members can see them! We have rules you see.....no membership....no pubes!

We have the biggest in Britain Swagman! Any small dicked East Midlands guys here?

She's a young Spanish woman in her early 30's......quite cute too. I've no doubt mine was the first Welsh dick she'd ever seen.

Mine was chest down.......including legs! But I don't recall having any other symptoms.

But I don't have it again Fred! I had some sort of Cortisone tablets and Laurimic cream. Just searched now and it appears I was rubbing Fanny Cream all over myself!

I tell you something......there'd be incoherent warnings by PM going out left, right, and centre on another forum now due to this outbreak of foul language, scabby bodies, and bouffant pubes! Fuck it.....I think I'll send one to myself just for the hell of it!

Fucking trolling with a pink bike! Where's @BusBoy to sort this shit out?

It went last July with tablets and cream the doctor gave me....so it's a bit late for that now Fred! It was bad though.......all my nuts were covered as well so that's why it was though to be Jock Itch. (You won't like the photos of that on Google)

I just looked at pics now.....and it does look similar. It appears that if you had chickenpox as a kid (which I did) then the virus stays in you and can come back as Shingles. This info was interesting: People older than age 60 are up to 10 times more likely to get shingles than younger people.

I'd rather you didn't!

They're not fucking ginger.....it's the light!

And Wise Old Retro knows who's Mr Smooth don't you Rog?

Well I did have this at the beginning of June.......took a couple of months to go. Doctor thought it was a fungal infection (Jock Itch) which is the same thing as Athlete's foot but all over the body. Warning (particularly @Grasshopper's Ride)......this is a bit graphic!

.....with Man Bags!

Question for the Covid people! Did any of you suffer from a rash? If so......where on the body and do you have a photo?

Damn right Bob! And I freely admit that I now ride with more reckless abandon than when the kids were small. I think you go through phases.....young and mad, married with kids (very careful), old and enthusiastic.

You had it as well Ian?

So do I take from that that you haven't yet been Brutally Murdered on a Rideout to Mablethorpe Clive?

But I'm not a doddery old git.......and neither is @Clive by the sound of it!

How tall are you Fro?

Pedro knows me too well!