I've had some fucking horrors......and I'll start with this! It'll take some beating!
1968 Reliant Regal 3/25......which I had in 1971 driving it on a motorcycle licence.
And check out the spec......it had a 600cc engine and 25bhp! The G Force distorted my fucking face I can tell you!
You got anything as embarrassing as that?
Probably not.......but let's see what you got!