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I was waiting for your Trolling Clive!

50 years for me this June! And everybody said I wouldn't live beyond my teens!

70's if you don't mind!

No.....we need to show a cross section of bikes that's representative of the membership. I don't want it to look like some sort of drop-in centre for Pretentious Beemer Fuckwits and Fashion Victims!

I'll photoshop it straighter if it gets selected!

Those K2's are amazing Ray! Where is that shop?

Bender got to him and dragged him back you mean?

Now as you know, the BOTM (Bike of the Month) winner gets their bike in the header for a month. The problem is that because of the height restrictions for the header (cos you can't have it coming right down the page).......pics have to be taken from a distance which tends not to look that good. So I've come up with the idea of moving BOTM winner elsewhere "below the fold" and running with an eye catching graphic in the header instead. There are top quality images I could use there......but I'd like to personalise it a bit by using members' bikes textured into it. So here's the way forward! @Pedro will start a new thread where you can submit your entry......one member gets one entry. So if you have multiple bikes you have to select one only. To get a decent number of bikes in the graphic we ideally need a front view showing a bit of the side......something like this..... And try and have some sort of decent background immediately behind the bike. Not taken in front of a Dumpster, or a public toilet or something! Obviously the site is adventure based so some good offroad ones would suit, but we also need road ones too. So even if your bike doesn't fit in the adventure/dualsport/enduro genre it's still eligible. Even @Tym's mopeds qualify......but @BusBoy's boat and @Buckster's bus don't. I know this site is a bit different to others in many ways......but boats and buses are just too surreal! At this stage I can't say how many bikes we'll get in there.......cos we can't jam them in. I'd estimate about 6. Ultimately it may come down to a vote.......so you need to find your best shot and in the highest quality that you can. Don't post your entries here..... @Pedro will start a new thread for that. But if you have any ideas that may be useful then let's hear them! Once again, another initiative that puts ButtRider in the shade! Tell 'em @Tym

No sign of @Swagman? Have the nurses in the Old Folks Home sedated the twat?

A Richard Gere wig..... ,,,,,,along with a nice Beemer..... ......and you'd start getting some respect from your neighbour!

Ray......you are the last person who can have a pop about hair! And if you think that's bad you need to check out @Sir Fallsalot's scruffy mullet.......he looks like one of them New Age Travellers!

No.....they should be belted with a pointy stick and a medium sized rock.

Bruce is colour blind.......for 15 years he's been saying my previous helmet was purple.

That's a sort of "What is the Meaning of Life" type question Tym! We'll never know the answers to those.

Doesn't look ginger to me!

I've got underpants older than you Rich!

He looks like he's got wind to me!

You'd die happy if you had mouth to mouth from a Portuguese guy who eats roadkill?

Here's my 76 shot @Skippy......taken in Babbacombe as I was touring the south of England. Had my fucking miserable first wife with me who complained all week about everything.

Oh god......he's sneaked out behind their back!

You're throwing them out deliberately now Michelle! One of these old gits will end up having a heart attack.......and they ain't getting mouth to mouth from me. I'll delegate that gig to @Pedro

Get a grown up to read it to you or something!