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The Spanish spoken here in Andalucia is very different in terms of accent to that of Latino Spanish. Plus there's the Swansea accent as well......which will create more confusion. But strange as it sounds, I can understand Latino Spanish when it's spoken much easier than Andalucian! Because they don't leave letters, and sometimes half the word itself out. And then just slur or chant what remains of it. As I was told by an educated (very rare) Spanish friend.......Andalucian is the lazy man's way of speaking Spanish. And by fuck are they lazy.......it's a national sport. Learning Spanish in rural Andalucia is the equivalent to learning English in Glasgow!

Why?

Buck unfriended you on FaceButt?

......and he's Unstable of course!

Says Mullet Man from Ponty!

We've lost FOM Pedro........we can't go anywhere now other than Britain!

Go anywhere near the coast and you get stuck with knuckle dragging dumbass Brits. We saw enough of them during the 4 months we spent on the Mar Menor!

Too bastard cold to do anything.......and more shit to come!

We need DA and Beemer Bummer and the circle will be complete!

So would this be a fair summary of the current state of play back there?

After two weeks of being stagnant in temps down to -7, along with a shitfest of rain, snow and ice......the Beemer needed firing up! Would it start......or would it explode? This is the Style......

Looks great! If my circumstances in life were different I'd be well up for that!

Good to see you Eric!

I had the soles repaired on my normal Spring/Summer boots the Summer before last. Cost about €20 and I'll probably get another 15+ years out of them. Which is more than I can confidently say about me really!

That settles it once and for all!

I think this public information film about Coronavirus from the 70's is just as relevant today......

But we have Cameras! Loadsa Fucking Cameras!

Have numbers dropped Alan?

You're 7 behind now @Tym........you may have the drop on me with teeth.......but you're lagging behind on the charisma! You need to get out on the Back 40 and start busting a few caps!

So as I understand it, England and Scotland are locked down? But what's happening with Wales? @Sir Fallsalot @Specs

And your Vespa certainly won't be going in the header Dave! That'll be the kiss of death for SEO.....plus we'll have all these types turning up here!

Excellent Pedro......I love the windmill shot!