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I've had a few people on FaceButt saying they wanted to meet up for a ride. But they never show.....thank fuck. There's no place for babysitting duties in the world of Dark Motorcycling! Tell 'em @Tym

It was that lot....the bellends in Abergavenny, and the sad fucks in the Ponderosa up north that I was thinking of Bob. I'm not one of those who thinks everything that's Welsh is somehow better.......cos the reality is it's not. It's usually worse!

But from what I can see, nobody seems to be taking much notice of it though Dave?

But there are some people who literally never ride unless they've got somebody to ride with. So why have they got a bike? Why don't they just join a social club or something? Or is that being seem to have a bike is more important than actually riding it?

But no pictures Dave? We know somebody like that don't we @Tym?

Bars and everything else open as normal here....but I reckon that's going to change soon.

And you meet up and some twats then have to go and get fuel.....that really used to wind me up. Too fucking stupid to get fuel first! Then somebody gets a puncture, somebody breaks down, somebody bins it, somebody goes missing and you have to wait round for them......and when you get to where you're going somebody complains that it's shit there. Some want to leave there, others want to stay there.....so they start scuffling. And my particular favourite.....somebody leans back on a jukebox, falls through it, and reduces it to debris.

I got told that pubs were closed?

I think you all know I prefer to do my own thing......and have been since the late 70's. I had enough of the stupidity, chaos, and carnage in the years before that.

WTF's all that about? Why do some people have to have others with them when they go riding? Can't get my head round it!

I'm seeing on Twitter that people in the UK are saying that despite a Lockdown being in place nothing has changed on the roads and in the towns? Is that right......is everybody just ignoring it?

I like it too....but look at that stupid brake fluid reservoir just suspended there!

Tym's not sad Michelle.......just Unstable!

Visordown lives! All we need is a "Methinks" to round it all off!

Shit.......that's bad news Jim! You still in Lampeter?

@Renegade.....In Jim's defence he was tied up answering those legendary threads "What did you have on your sandwiches today?"........"I'm feel sorry for myself".......and the ever-popular "Recommend me a Bike Valet".

I thought you'd quit bikes?

Must have been great being unable to eat any food there cos your teeth were in my pocket crossing the English Channel.

Jim as in ABF......is that you?

Thing is, Bozo has lost any authority he had to try and enforce restrictions as he's quite happy for his associates to break the rules as they see fit.