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It's not going in the header anyway!

It'll look a disjointed mess Alan......that header needs to make a statement......that basically this place is the real deal. Obviously when people start reading the shit on here then their enthusiasm may drop off a bit......but at least we're not getting bounces (people getting here and immediately leaving). Google knocks you back if you get a lot of those.

I'll get my boy in NL to do some bike related surreal arty farty graphic.......and relocate the BOTM pic!

That would work......

This is uploaded.....and it's fine. And you uploaded the Mod gig kicking gif the other day and that worked? Open the image on your PC and make sure the animation is working. But it's better to use Giphy anyway.

Thank god for that......I was worried I was losing my edge!

Well if there was you wouldn't being winning it Fred! Because it appears you're down in 6th place. https://www.adventuremotorcycles.net/forum/topmembers/ But if it's any consolation you do appear to be slightly ahead of @BusBoy in terms of quality contributions to this motorcycle forum However, it needs to be pointed out that while you have a stable of bikes to choose from.......Bruce only has a fucking boat!

But every Like counts as a Vote!

Oh I see Yen! So you've ripped into me since 2004 across multiple forums for Namby-Pamby riding.......and you're doing it as well covertly?

I'm going to remove that thing on the side......it's a bit sad isn't it? I know why I'm always at the top.......that twat @Sir Fallsalot keeps giving me votes for no reason whatsoever. Other than the fact that I didn't want to be in it anyway and he kept on at me till I added myself. So he knows it pisses me off! I could post up a photo of a turd I shat out and the stupid fucker would vote for it!

Yeh.....so did I! Eurosport did great coverage!

If I understood correctly, non-essential shops have to close as well? Is that right?

OK......locking this one down now as BOTM is done!

He said that the UK has already vaccinated more people than all the EU countries put together?

What Tym said!

Yes you are......and if there is an improvement he'll think about slightly lifting measures in mid Feb.

Numbers are rising in Spain after the holiday period......they reckon this is now the third wave! No changes in restrictions for us yet though. Scotland getting locked down tomorrow........and as I understand it, Bozo is about to make an announcement!

We're having a rethink on positioning Dave.....all will be revealed soon! Trust me......I know what I'm doing! Tell him @Tym

No.....but I heard that he paid some cheap hooker in Johannesburg for that service!

Now you see the problem Alan. As I said earlier......at the end of the month I'll replace the header with a graphic and organise a different location for the BOTM pic!

These lot can barely focus a camera Alan.......they'll never get their head round that.

Yes......get it down to 200px height while still maintaining a 1920px perspective with the width.

The thing is, I have no control over the images that are submitted to me Bruce. If people can give me hi-res widescreen perspectives.....shot at a distance......then we're good to go! But as it is, for an intro to the site (think of it as the shop window).......we need something done professionally to really give it an edge.