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I already did!

Just checked and normal body temperature ranges from 97.5°F to 98.9°F (36.4°C to 37.2°C).

OK.....you gave a bird one in the dark on top of the bins behind the chippy and you claimed to be your mate Fred cos she fancied him? Hey.....we've all done it! No shame in that!

It doesn't involve Chinese motorcycles does it?

As we speak, the Humanoids are probably staggering round the streets back there! What you say @Mawsley?

In case you didn't know Bob.....you know Clive as Fred! Turns out that Fred wasn't actually his name anyway........he was just as shocked as I was when he found that out last year!

You going out to bust a cap today Tym?

I think everybody here is an old lifer Bob....... @Lone Amigo was even riding in the 1950's.

@Tango Great to see you Bob! @Clive and @Mawsley........look who's turned up now! For the rest of you, I've known Bob for some years through another forum.......he's a Brit (and yet another oldie) who recently escaped to France. @MooN.......Bob will need some advice from you about buying a bike in France at some point. And it's OK, I haven't mentioned what you are! Hopefully @Buckster doesn't let it slip!

Nice one Pedro!

Happy New Year everybody! Now brace yourselves for another year of Hell! But it is character building apparently!

Won't be long before you see the sunny uplands! The unicorns won't be far behind!

GT380 new......375 quid! I'll have one! But we will have to eat Spam, corned beef, and Angel Delight again.

He's a sick deviant Bob......so what do you expect?

When the clock strikes midnight Britain goes back to 1972 Clive! Fingers crossed you'll have hair as well!

What Tym said! @Grasshopper's Ride.......Tym might be unstable.....but he knows a Twat when he sees one! And Bruce is most definitely a Twat.......but in his defence, he's not a Twat without a camera! Will we see @Buckster tonight I wonder?

I thought you were taking it easy on the booze these days Dave?

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All adds up towards your next KLR motor Tym!

16 years ago.....during your "Overtaken by Pensioners on Walking Sticks" phase!

Return to Plague Island? Isn't that an action movie with Kurt Russell?

Fucking criminal Dave! (Really exercising self-restraint now not to break into Politics.......but you know where I stand).

How many years ago was it when you got rammed up the ass Eric?

I will make no comment as it would breach the Politics rule!

You hang in there Pedro!