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For anybody picking up this thread you can ignore Bruce's boat and Bruce's ass! In fact, why not cut out the middleman and just ignore Bruce!

The correct term is "There's no excuse for Suzuki ownership" you Casual!

No......that's not what they say Bruce! @Tym was the originator of the phrase back in 2002.......he can clarify!

This trip will be challenging.......but it's not suicidal Bruce!

Seen this on the UK Strom group on FB today. Take a look at this....... That was the condition that a used 650 Strom XT was delivered from the main dealer. What makes it even worse is that the bike itself is a 2020 model, ex-demo.......and has only done 51 miles! It came with the tyres way under the recommended pressures as well......so it looks like no sort of check was ever done on it. Those were certainly 51 hard miles!

I think I probably understated it actually Pedro!

The clocks are going back an hour for us over here! I wish I could turn the clocks back to 1973 in my case! And if it all goes according to plan I'll be doing a ride report the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum. Or any other for that matter! It will take Dark Motorcycling to levels that nobody could ever have imagined! Really speaking, this will be something that should be premiered on something like the Discovery Channel! Not a place like this which (like all it's predecessors) has quickly degenerated into a hangout for weirdos, losers and perverts! So match that you Casuals!

We're trying to promote this place on Social Media.....and look what we got to work with Michelle!

Hi! ?

So basically it's designed to tighten fannys?

My missus don't know either!

Popped up as a side ad in Outlook......and I couldn't make out what it was. So I clicked and opened it but I'm still none the wiser!

Can one of you weirdos explain?

Impossible for me or @Tym to make any meaningful contribution to this thread!

Actually @Tym had some really good Tomos shots......particularly the beach one I thought!

You can't submit a video @Tym......it needs to be a pic!

Well I liked the programmes myself! Probably not as much as BMW though.........just think how much dosh they've made off the back of them!

It's not best pro photo or cleanest tyre of the month Pedro!

Is Bruce entering his ass in BOTM?

Yeh......you need to make a twat of yourself on here ideally Ray! But if you had a vid of you pinning yourself under the bike and posted it on here.......then you'd have made a twat of yourself on the forum. So external twattishness is permissible if it can be introduced onto the forum.

Well there are people who have the gall to join a bike forum without a camera Bruce!