XTreme

Have I ever mentioned this bike is fucking brilliant? I did have a vid from today but I couldn't publish it cos it's just full of motoring infractions from start to finish. Frankly I'm amazed I can maintain that same level of consistency for nearly 50 years!

Not mine!

That thing could go virtually anywhere!

I'm not frightened of cats......they just give me a very wide berth because they don't like me. But every dog wants me to take them home! That's why I ended up with 6 at one point. What do you make of that @Sofia?

He's pathetic isn't he? He was terrified of my Rotties and they were just big cuddly babies!

@Grasshopper's Ride........did I ever mention......

It's taken 6 weeks but my handguards are now fitted! You may remember that I couldn't get one of the bar end Torx bolts to come out. Anyway.....it's now sorted! Not by me I should point out.......cos I'm not temperamentally suited to using tools. But I know someone who is......and he has Loadsa Fucking Tools!

You've had more pricks than a Swansea girl! What you say @Sir Fallsalot?

With the Bill Gates microchip that sends out 5G signals?

He was even standing in the tunnel! George Lynch is great......loved all his stuff with Dokken!

Brilliant @Earache Two questions: Why is that guy standing on the pegs all the time.......and what's the soundtrack?

I bloody love Leeks! Years since I had any!

No leeks in it @Sir Fallsalot?

You're farkling your wheelchair?

Only out for an hour.......and still restricted to within the perimeters of the town area.

Been brightening up over the last few hours......might get an hour out after MotoGP!

You're Livin' The Dream Clive!

Weather is shit again today!

What is that Pedro?

Oh yeh......they remember EVERYTHING you've said and done to piss them off!

Generally I don't remember jack shit! But the wife seems to remember every little thing.

I think Marie would jump at that shit! She's gagging for a Tony Danza I'd say!

You have one hell of a memory Rog.......that was 17 years ago in Connahs Quay. Not my Rottweiler I must point out!