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Very diplomatic answer Sofia! Because I'm sure if you'd worded it differently some of these sick perverts on here would have responded in an ungentlemanly manner!

Shit!

No sweat for Bob.......he'll still be legless all month!

Apparently as soon as the impending Lockdown was announced thousands of them evacuated from the city to their second homes to avoid it. And no doubt spreading more Covid to rural areas.

Madrid goes into Lockdown tonight! Not before time either......those are the twats mostly responsible for spreading it round the country. Been crossing my fingers there's no lockdown coming here....or I won't be able to do the bike deal Monday.

So the wife has it for certain? Or do you sometimes get false positives on tests?

Are you feeling ill Fred?

Weather is shit here......but I can't use the Strom anyway as it's in mothballs ready to go to Granada on Monday. So nothing happening here apart from waiting for a call from the Farrier that he's ready to do the horses' hooves. That call could come anytime today or tomorrow depending on how long it takes his hangover to clear. Don't ask......this is Spain! What you guys doing?

And the new header pic is in!

Where are those shots taken @Max GSSR?

Yeh......no excuse for that helmet!

Nice one Yen! ? I remember you mentioning Strange Dave before.......how did he get that name?

The Guardia would probably shoot the stupid fucker here!

Don't the Law nick him?

Meanwhile in Spain........

Fucking twp like!

Not easy @Pedro........you do it when you feel ready!

No......I was commenting on the restrictions facing Brit travellers from next year on! Which is a consequence of Politics obviously.......but I made no comment on that subject. Thinking about it......I pity the poor Customs guy that has to give @yen_powell an anal cavity search. He'll suffer longterm PTSD after that experience for sure!

Well they knew what they voted for apparently Pedro! As Politics is off limits here I won't comment!

Brilliant Pedro! So there'll be anal cavity searches for Brits in 3 months time then?

I'm the only one here that's met him......twice in fact! And he's only recently found out that I was spitting olives onto his dinner plate back in 2006.

I think that's what's missing in my Ride Reports......the intrepid adventurer's thousand mile stare! What you say @Tym?

OK.....the Greasy Atlantic Northern Portugal Fucker........with a camera! Seems it's only the geographical element that people are finding fault with. Obviously the "Greasy Fucker" part is beyond dispute.

OK.....the Greasy Northern Portugal Fucker........with a camera!