You are a little off base, I actually understand a huge amount of evolutionary theory, however my life experience has taught me to reject it, I became a creationist. I now believe that evolutionists try to make the evidence fit the conclusion, I know I will not convince you of it but you may nevertheless one day come to that conclusion yourself. My belief on this does not come from Answers in Genesis although I do like the site, but we always like things that agree with us.
Yes I do know how the universe was created and God isn’t a stopgap. We are not going to agree on this today. I understand where you are coming from, I was once there myself.
Unlike some, I also don’t think any of this matters one jot in the grand scheme of human existence and I suspect you think the same but for different reasons. I think you are mistaken, you think I am mental. However madness and genius are always only separated by a fine line so I win and you sir are a potato.