Buckster

Chuck Norris refuelling his jet.

He is planning a trip, it's called sex tourism.

I was robbed.

It is worth cleaning the terminals anyway.

Battery terminals.

There could be a bit of corrosion on the terminals from standing.

Quick run but there was too much holiday traffic, so I came home and made a roast dinner, half leg of british lamb, green things cheddar mash and home made Yorkshire puddings.

You probably have a touch of incontinence.

Sounds like a cracked piston crown.

“nephew”.

That’s brexit that has caused that, according to Pete at least.

We get loads in the countryside around Edinburgh, when I was up in the highlands last year I had a Stag literally walk past me within a few feet when I was just about to get back on the bike, it obviously didn’t feel threatened by me but the feeling wasn’t mutual, it was huge and had antlers like a forest.

Stop looking at bestiality sites then.

Just headed to church, may get a ride in later.

You should try Aberdeen Angus.

He got his wife to do it.

I’ll pass.

Good to see they have a high seat option for grownups.

@Marcel gets a bit of sausage there on a regular basis.

Sage advice for the heathens.

What brand of motor is in there?

@Marcel's last xray.

Pretty settled on 2 Win.