Buckster

Crap, made in India.

Called into Edinburgh Harley today, they are shutting down at the end of April, both Harley and Kawasaki. The only bike dealer in Edinburgh after that will he the Honda and Triumph dealer, must be the power of the pink pound.

Just go over to Angel Farm in Hoo, I’m sure they will tell you all their secrets.

Which part, holding your hand or going to the body disposal site?

She probably wondered if it was the end.

On his Chinese scooter.

That's because you are a dodgy fucker.

and your pronouns are zey zer.

Cash on delivery.

You went to the crystal grotto didn’t you.

Borstal?

The van is over the other side of the road.

Just out of church and the devils spawn has parked near my bike.

I've had one for years.

Loads of smelly Welsh cunts in Edinburgh today.

Not familiar with that one, is it good?

Nothing that I need a license for.

Yes I will get about £90 back

Cancelled my TV licence today.

Had a play around with the pump today. Works really well, I set one of the memories for 36 psi and used it on the bike. It stopped at 36.5 and when I checked with my manual very accurate dial gauge it showed 37psi so I am happy with that. I guess it allows 0.5 psi for when you remove the valve but it doesn't seem to lose anything when you unscrew it. A lot easier than messing around with a foot pump.