Buckster

You could have had a real motorcycle with a Christmas tree but you want a £500 beater that doesn’t even run properly.

This is the new Super Tour.

and just like that the Indian got another vote…

Someone shortarse has voted for his own bike. Not saying who.

I can’t, I have two legs.

We could have gimp of the year as well.

You are an ungrateful lot, I don't know why I bother.

More likely because you is a hairdresser innit!

So you might get twelve inches tomorrow?

You and the fat lad can start a new club.

https://www.halfords.com/motoring/motorcycling/motorcycle-batteries/yuasa-ytx14ah-bs-12v-high-performance-maintenance-free-vrla-battery-239753.html

https://www.tayna.co.uk/motorcycle-batteries/yuasa/ytx14ah-bs/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17180933758&gbraid=0AAAAADtA3JeqhG6Ik6qNVyv0JQSiddXH9&gclid=Cj0KCQiAgbnKBhDgARIsAGCDdlf4_S7FYK5IQpfc9R-0yg14--3eZn2MCWGquM7iSJC8uEbcJ33RcQYaAsM4EALw_wcB

Sounds like Dan is the one who should pull out if you were worried about your guts.

Dude! You spend the winter with your buddies in the woods bumming each other, no wonder you are self conscious.