Buckster

My car flew through it’s MOT today, so all in a good day.

So you munched down on something moist did you Bob?

He should give it to you and you can flounce and go and live in Marcels truck, it has internet.

He’s off the chain.

Apparently his truck has a mobile network.

A certain person has flounced and asked for all their content to be removed, five days of retirement induced a total functional meltdown, there was plenty of inane drivel that you lot didn't see being sent by pm to the mods and admin. By the way if any of you say disrespectful things about said person he will find you and look at you sternly.

Sweet mince.

Having my first mince pie of the season.

@Six30 would.

Is she the first in the family to go to school then?

He can't flatfoot it, that's why he has the shortarse seat.

I already have her contact details.

Shortarse!

How far is that bike sunk in the sand? Also that is the short reach seat.

And he was never heard from again.

Are you sure it wasn’t a lollipop stick rubbing against the spokes?

Are you jealous?

So even shorter than you? That’s a first.

Do your neighbours call you Karen, or just the old age pensioner with the turkey neck?

Asgard all the way.