Buckster

Aye and then it will be car meets with hairdressers.

Probably gave the tester a kiss, it's a Honda thing.

Bribery?

Have you put it back together yet?

You are a shit joiner as well as a shit mechanic.

Sounds like Friday afternoon special. Good choice on the extended warranty though. I don't blame you for getting them to do the work, I wouldn't trust you to change a park plug.

Anyone can get those, just send your money and you get whatever certification you want. You are so good you take your bike around in a trailer.

That is exactly how he talks.

Maybe you will do that type of work better, let's face it you can't be worse carpenter than you were a mechanic.

Your Communist Indian made from parts from communist China and communist Canada?

My engine was made in Milwaukee, rest of the bike was made in York, Pennsylvania except the brakes which are Italian and the front forks which are Japanese. My new air cleaner is made in California. What’s your point?

Made in California.

I hope your dog shits in your bed.

Made in merica.

You think your grandma was a monkey and your grandad was a codfish.

It has shipped.