Buckster

That’s true, we need to change it to something more appropriate, like Busapussy or little fat cunt.

Balaam’s donkey.

Other than being related to you?

Starter terminal as well.

Chuck Norris refuelling his jet.

He is planning a trip, it's called sex tourism.

I was robbed.

It is worth cleaning the terminals anyway.

Battery terminals.

There could be a bit of corrosion on the terminals from standing.

Quick run but there was too much holiday traffic, so I came home and made a roast dinner, half leg of british lamb, green things cheddar mash and home made Yorkshire puddings.

You probably have a touch of incontinence.

Sounds like a cracked piston crown.

“nephew”.

That’s brexit that has caused that, according to Pete at least.

We get loads in the countryside around Edinburgh, when I was up in the highlands last year I had a Stag literally walk past me within a few feet when I was just about to get back on the bike, it obviously didn’t feel threatened by me but the feeling wasn’t mutual, it was huge and had antlers like a forest.

Stop looking at bestiality sites then.

Just headed to church, may get a ride in later.

You should try Aberdeen Angus.

He got his wife to do it.

I’ll pass.

Good to see they have a high seat option for grownups.