Buckster

It was in his underpants.

I know, Dalhousie in Scotland has only been called that for 1000 years or so, unlike the one in Canada which…. oh hold on.

This place is turning into a Honda riders convention.

That’s near here.

You know I can ban you right?

No it hasn't got ski's.

It's okay, we reported you for copyright theft.

Not true, they cover a set amount, my employer then makes up the difference.

Crashed one truck, blew another one’s engine. What was the real reason you left the first place? Inexperienced drivers, ah well, I suppose that’s the state of the industry, hopefully the current employer won’t learn you are a truck Jonah.

Jumped before you were pushed?

I wonder if there could be a common denominator in each of the sackings?

You did.

That's @Six30's favourite.