Buckster

Much like his English then.

That's where the Tour Pak comes into its own.

Multiple times so I heard.

I think it is very safe to say that he and I are at significantly different levels mentally.

Odd that because I remember seeing them my entire life.

Be better with a quad, what do you say @Marcel?

And they are boring.

I've decided to allow it.

I would be wary of going to sleep ever again if I were you.

That will be disappointing for your wife.

Indeed, in fact if you are mentally challenged enough you might keep a partially assembled bike in your shed that you will never ride.

But will you be in the top 1.5% of global child beaters when on your bike?

It may be hard for you to understand but we don’t always have snow, not all the roads are cobbled and it is possible to ride out side of the city, I actually live on the northern edge of the city close to coastline and much countryside. By the way I saw contrails yesterday, I think I caught them on the GoPro so you may want to wear your special hat when I post the video.

No, I definitely don't live on Victoria Street.

I have a giant bag of Tantastics here, I’m not fussed, I’ll probably give it to a homeless person.

That isn’t going to be a problem.

It wouldn’t attack a man sized dog but one of those designer dogs that men of a more gentle persuasion have would be a snack.

So you are bragging about playing with young boys?

Charmer of the year?

Not me, I’m super nice now.

I had a good ride out today, I need to look at the video footage and see if the lens fogging is cured. It wasn’t too cold but a lot of roads are covered in crap which I had to be careful of given the extreme power of my bike.

You are misunderstanding, he eats out of a dog bowl.