Buckster

A bike for you short arses.

That’s why they do them that way.

Is the BMW still in the back of the van though?

He has Stephen Hawkins old chair.

Are you saying you are a tranny?

Well he ain’t a heart breaker.

Maybe @Marcel le Moose Fondler, it’s hard to tell because he is a bald cunt.

Aren't you due an amputation?

I don't know why I bother.

It hit 25° here earlier, there are widespread reports of gingers spontaneously combusting throughout the city.

So you are saying you did it then.

Getting paid to shout at cyclists? Where do I sign up?

Into the last week of June, the weather is great but only about four people here have ridden their bikes. You bunch of losers!

We are equal opportunity haters.

Might have knocked some sense into the silly bint.

Well I heard you sucked off a moose.

There better be some ride reports coming or @busabeast will be visiting you all.

Last will and testament would be more meaningful.

Just as well there is no bike of the month just now as I would have won it easily for June.

Aliens.

It is obvious that Fred has never been here because the sheep don’t run away. After heading over the tops I started towards Gifford and was greeted with views towards the Firth of Forth and the Bass Rock. Also something familiar to Fred. More of what you all want of course. I have a picture of my Thruxton R at this same spot a few years ago. Then I headed home via the takeaway. I was a good afternoon ride.