Buckster

It was easier when you were a bairn and got your exercise from being chased for being ginger.

Are you able to get them with Velcro so your lady brain isn’t overwhelmed?

What makes you think she will be sober tomorrow?

No, he's the fat dwarf.

Scarpa are my goto brand.

We know what you are jonesing for.

Ban the idle cunt.

Gay.

Looks familiar.

The angry fat lad has volunteered to run BOTM this month and next. Have at it @Pedro!

I thought it was the script from Allo Allo

The best view in England.

He wants to bum you.

You should get your arse stitched up then.

What?

You bellend, typical of a wannabe that landed late and three dollars short.

Fresh? As opposed to what?

Car insurance renewal was almost double, the best I have found on shopping around is still £40 more than last year. Current insurer couldn’t match it but still got their quote down by another £30, I guess a lot of people just accept it and pay. I’m glad I don’t have some high insurance group piece of crap like a Jag sat on my driveway, renewal price on things like that must be horrendous.

I kind of like it which means I'll likely hate it next week.

I thought she hated you?