Buckster

Hydrogen enriched biofuel is the answer, the hydrogen is held in a gelatinous membrane at the molecular level and is released under compression and ignited by the spark. The gelatinous membrane material enhances engine lubrication.

A female on the campsite.

We thought you had flounced. Pity they couldn’t do anything about your turkey neck while you were there.

Which one is the bin again?

That biffa bin might clinch it.

He can’t catch his nephew with it.

Triumph not fit in the van then?

It’s that time again, get those pictures submitted for bike of the month. 1. You can post multiple pictures but you must choose which one you want to enter with before the thread closes, if you don’t choose one then I will. 2. Picture must have been taken in July, outside, away from home. 3. Picture must be in landscape format (for @Marcel that means the big measurement is along the bottom of the picture and the smaller measurement is up the side). Good resolution is required as well so no screenshots. 4. The bike must be currently owned by you. Moderator decisions are final. This submissions thread will be open from now until 2pm on Sunday 30th, at which point the voting thread will open! Voting then takes place with the Poll closing 9pm on Monday 31st. Special rules for @Six30 This is your time, don’t waste it bitch!

So you have a phobia of them poking around looking for exposed nerves with that metal spike thing, cracking your teeth open like Josef Mengele doing perverse human experimentation? Don't worry, it’s just your imagination.

Brexit.

It didn’t help, filthy fat bastards.

I had a 970 mile round trip, thankfully it was relatively gammon free although there were definitely signs of inbreeding in Kent. On the way down I stopped in at JTS and bought a jacket, which I look damn fine in. I stayed at a motel styled place attached to a Hungry Horse pub, I was able to park outside the room and they tried to kill me with food. Guinness was imbibed. From there I headed down to Kent. Spent time with my youngest daughter who wanted me to meet her boyfriend which is a first. Camped near Brands Hatch. Had a wander around the local area, found stuff for @yen_powell The houses are shite, look at this shed. Saw some local wildlife. Even found something for the green lane crowd. Then there was 14 hours of rain before I headed north again. Definitely appreciated my new to me backrest. Weather stayed fairly good on the way back, stopped off in Lincoln to break the trip.

I supposed that’s the one advantage of reaching rock bottom.

About three times what I pay and you are riding a gay moped.

Is it Mick Jagger?

The sun never sets in Merika.