Buckster

Yet you are listening to it right now.

Have you worked out what that ticking noise is yet? I suspect it is the clock of doom for an out of warranty bike.

BOTM material right there.

Have you gone for after market shocks or are you just going to wind the standards to full pre-load?

Are your entire family gammons?

You have space in your shed?

By being married to her.

Just in time for BOTM.

Did you offer them a biscuit?

That’s what the midgets give Pete.

Apple fell a long way from that tree, that's for sure.

I'm a real bus driver whereas @Marcel is an automotive potcher.

He would trailer it.

Your nuts are in your wife's handbag.

Maybe it was a she by the time you saw them.

I have a PowerVision tuner.

You believed him? He could be part of the conspiracy.

You need to remove the tank to change the air filter? It’s basically a car.

I grill steaks amongst other things, the fat is funnelled back into the cooking chamber where it becomes fuel, the fan powered by the heat keeps the battery cool and makes the burn hyper efficient, it also charges my phone or other devices while I’m cooking.

It said “India” and everything Indian is crap.

I do both.

https://uk.bioliteenergy.com/products/campstove-2-plus