Buckster

My lithium battery is fantastic.

Clearly an inferior charging system. Plus if I recall you kept them on a battery tender which is the best way to destroy lithium cells.

Have you decided which wank panzer picture you are using?

The Noco lithium I have had on the Glide for a year and a half is excellent.

Hey @Clive, I thought of you on my ride yesterday, I rode through a part of Galashiels that had a mobility scooter parked outside of every other house.

As opposed to that red dot?

Filed away for a later date.

We all clubbed together and got you a useful book.

How long have you been married? When she says all she wants is “x”, it means exactly the opposite. You will pay for that unless you miraculously come up with a post Christmas gift strategically framed as “something just for her, not for everyone else to see”. I suggest a spa day.

The camels help offset the fact it is a wankpanzer.

You might ride something shaped like a missile after you arrive at your boyfriends house in the hairdresser mobile.

Lazy sheep shagging twat!

Well I got a nice Harley sweatshirt and a cigar punch from my mother. I am just about to test the cigar punch.

Do you even ride a bike?

Merry Christmas everyone.

Picture I just took in the borders.

I’m getting the bike out.

No, we know what you drive.

Oh no, he has been on the Chardonnay.

Happy Christmas you bunch of heathen scum.

Looks like I am a clever twat, unlike you dullards.

I think I have figured a way to do it but it might break the site.