Buckster

Nobody cares about your bullshit.

It seems to me that there are two too many boots there.

This is like living out an episode of The Krypton Factor.

He rides a Honda.

"They're "

I think he means the love shack.

Stayed a few days?

Only once, what can we learn from this?

or the colour of his pubes.

I don't need no stinking kick starter.

Dead dogs and shit like that.

He sounds like a feckless twat, then you see him trying to do something on a bike and you realise he is a feckless twat.

for the tree.

The bolt is never going to be an issue, in fact I would replace that anyway with something made of marine stainless. I get bolts and fasteners here.

And left the step stool out.

A bit of travel advice, when visiting Edinburgh you don't have to lock up your motorbike. But I recommend it anyway, or else it will be stolen.

I rest my case.

No they went to a laundromat.