Buckster

Have you had a blue rinse to match the bike?

P.O.S.

Been running synthetic in this bike for the last 45,000 miles.

They mainly eat earth worms or where available snakes. They will take hedgehogs, rats and the occasional rabbit. They don’t need you to feed them and you would do well not to, if they associate you with food then you can kiss goodbye to any pets you have like cats, dogs, rabbits etc.

Well I now have 20l of synthetic for the bike, no more engine oil purchases for 25,000 miles.

He's on a power trip, would never have happened if @Six30 had got the mod gig.

What’s with the endless rules, take the enjoyment out of it why don’t you?

It looks like an advert for Saga cruises.

Que?

That thing shouldn’t be anywhere near pavement, it should be sealed in a dark room encased in concrete so it doesn’t upset people.

Well the weather is fantastic but I have to wait in for a delivery, may as well clear out the motorcycle shed, the base has settled over the last couple of years and I need to lift a corner so the door closes easier.

Only if he got it for free.

Should have gone to spec savers.

Does he know where the indicator relay is?

Stop being coy, we know why you go off-roading.

no hurry.

Arse in the air just like the puffs who buy them.

Opening picture is the Harley so that's the winner, suck it up rat face .

This is also the exact phrase @Saul uses to identify a woman.