Buckster

Billybobs bitch.

One for girlie's.

I would need to just to give him a chance.

It doesn't help that you are a bit gay as well.

You should all get electric bikes.

Is he Busa's twin?

It's all about trail braking. It's beyond you mortals.

Strawberry fool.

The cat stays.

That’s true, we need to change it to something more appropriate, like Busapussy or little fat cunt.

Balaam’s donkey.

Other than being related to you?

Chuck Norris refuelling his jet.

He is planning a trip, it's called sex tourism.

I was robbed.

You probably have a touch of incontinence.

That’s brexit that has caused that, according to Pete at least.

We get loads in the countryside around Edinburgh, when I was up in the highlands last year I had a Stag literally walk past me within a few feet when I was just about to get back on the bike, it obviously didn’t feel threatened by me but the feeling wasn’t mutual, it was huge and had antlers like a forest.

Stop looking at bestiality sites then.

Just headed to church, may get a ride in later.

You should try Aberdeen Angus.

He got his wife to do it.