Buckster

The new Bantam.

Too muck bike for you lot.

Exactly, it’s the work of the evil one.

You ride a gay Honda after selling a chink special and getting the Amoco Cadiz. It’s a litany of fucktardery.

No I don’t like cameras on my helmet.

No it’s on a camel.

Hero 10 black, the stabilisation is incredible. That is just HD as well.

Can you point out the rocker cover on your bike?

You will remember I had these delivered the other day, I finally tried them out yesterday. When I put them in I immediately noticed that they were not as deep in my ears as the not custom plugs and I thought I would hear a lot more that with my previous ear plugs. Well I was right, I can hear a lot more as these are filtered but they are quieter which seems like an oxymoron. The really high frequencies are filtered out and lower frequencies are “damped” which means I can hear the motor and some of my surroundings but in a way that is entirely comfortable, I was riding with the open face yesterday, there was no wind noise present with these plugs. The triple tree wind deflector has cured the drumming I used to get above 70mph as well which was caused by updraft catching the front of my lid. The other thing I noticed with the plugs was that they didn’t shift while riding, usually one of them shifts at some point with the conventional ear plugs, I took the 70 mile route home from the dealers after taking the six mile route there. The custom plugs are also super comfortable as expected, I should have got some of these years ago.

No I’m not talking about turning tricks for crack cocaine! Yesterday I popped into Edinburgh Harley for some service parts, namely rocker breathers, gaskets and brake reservoir gasket. The rocker breathers have been replaced with a better design after 2010, as they wear you get a bit of oil showing up in the air filter, mine is starting to get more than I like so a clear indicator that the filter medium in them is worn out, as the part has been upgraded it is not possible to get the older filters and it’s best just to swap for the newer type anyway, total cost for these is about £50 plus gaskets. Works out about £20 for new filters in the future. Anyway, the only thing they had in stock was the rocker cover gaskets, but the parts guy was convinced he had seen some of the rocker breather assemblies somewhere so I went upstairs for (free) coffee while he went on the hunt. When I got back to the parts desk he had found a set, apparently at some point they were getting gasket kits in and these were in with them as they were an upgraded part, very often not required so were put away rather than getting thrown away. But the best bit is that because they were not in the stock system, he just gave them to me for free. So my expected bill for £75 became £25. It’s not the first time they have given me stuff without charging either, in the past just wee bits and pieces but this time it was above and beyond. So a little shout out to Edinburgh Harley Davidson and Rob Moore in the parts department.

Definitely gay, he sounds like a right tosser.

The deep state will be tracking you for nefarious purposes, tell her @zzzak!

Maybe someone on here can buy one of each then not take any pictures of them.

That's because you talk utter shite and don't live in a real country.

That was worth 20hp.