Buckster

Crashed one truck, blew another one’s engine. What was the real reason you left the first place? Inexperienced drivers, ah well, I suppose that’s the state of the industry, hopefully the current employer won’t learn you are a truck Jonah.

Jumped before you were pushed?

I wonder if there could be a common denominator in each of the sackings?

You did.

That's @Six30's favourite.

I have been called half a dozen times but never actually served.

I’ve been called for jury service again, they have no concept of how much of a shit person I am.

You do realise that picture is now in @Six30’s wank bank, don’t you?

Depending on the bike it can be worth buying back and parting it out.

Is Busa there?

What’s the bet that @Six30 has already tried the number?

Dude, I have all my fingers and toes so…

It can induce a heart attack in men of your age.

That's me.