Buckster

I never binned anything.

Oh look what reappeared.

Pete is basically an English tory anyway.

See if you can find Dean when you get to Texas, last I heard he was in Austin. Although I did hear that they had their camper seized on South America at some point so maybe he is in jail in Venezuela.

Depends where you kick him.

It's further behind the bike than my trailer, it should have wheels and a parachute on it.

You have a top box that is bigger than your bike.

That’s clearly not true.

It’s probably funnier when you’re high.

Finally someone has explained it to Pete.

At least on the BSA people won’t be trying to bum you.

I think you should get one, maybe we would see a picture then.

It’s an old Rotax unit with some updates and it is built in India, so it will likely be a pile of shite like your old chink BMW.

I don’t know why I bother with you losers, I add so much to your sad little lives and this is how you act.

I know what you are all thinking. Is there nothing the Buckster cannot do? Well, I can’t get put a fruit pastel in my mouth without chewing it.

Today's job was to remove the 12v socket on the fairing and fit a QC 3.0 USB port instead. Of course it was too big for the hole the 12v socket came out of so I blanked that off and redrilled for the USB port. It also has a volt meter on it and an on off switch. It automatically switches off with the ignition and you have to turn it on manually when the bike is restarted so no battery drain to be concerned about.

Looks like one of Pete’s mates was there.

But you would have a ginger mate!

It needs Cragars.

I wooden know.

And?

I’ve been getting double glazing fitted in the flat over the last couple of days, needed planning permission because it is a listed building and windows had to be wood and a particular style, pain in the arse.